The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? ?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Pee on it and walk away!
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